🔥 Sunburned But Still Smokin’ Deals: Garrett’s got you covered.

We’ve all been there. You spend one Saturday tossing corn hole bags, sipping on questionable gas station iced coffee, and just taking a peek at the sun without sunscreen. Next thing you know, you’re cooked like a Thanksgiving turkey and walking around like your skin’s made of lava-scented bubble wrap.

Garrett, at San Antonio RVs, took on the Texas sun raw-dogging it. No SPF. No hat. Just vibes and bravado. The man is now 97% aloe vera and still peeling like a late-season sticker burr. And yet?

He’s back. And he’s ready to sell.

🛻 The Deal That’ll Burn Up the Lot (Not Your Skin)

This week, Garrett is limping—heroically—around the lot to show off the brand-new 2025 Heartland Prowler Lynx 17RBX, a lightweight bunkhouse that proves you don’t need a massive rig to have massive adventures.

This bad boy features:

• Spacious rear bath (for all your aloe-soaked recovery needs)
• Queen bed up front, plus bunks for kids, dogs, or emotionally needy adults
• Slide-out dinette for awkward family meals or spontaneous Uno showdowns
• Fully equipped kitchen so you can fry bacon inside, not on your neck

All in a sleek, under-23’ footprint that tows like a dream.

☀️ Burned But Unbothered

Garrett might look like a rotisserie chicken right now, but his sales skills are still well-done. He’ll high-five you with his unblistered hand, give you a tour, and seal the deal with the kind of charisma only someone running at 102 degrees (Fahrenheit, not charm) can deliver.

We asked him if he wanted to take a few days off.

He said, and I quote:

“The only thing that’s peeling faster than my shoulders… is these prices.”

You can’t teach that. Let’s go!

💥 Come See Us in Spring Branch

Swing by San Antonio RVs, where the deals are scorching, the sunscreen is optional (but highly recommended), and Garrett’s standing by like a lobster in blue jeans and boots to help you snag the perfect RV, camper, or fifth wheel.

Ask for Garrett. He might be red, but his handshake is firm and his prices are fireproof. 🔥

👉 View the 2025 Heartland Prowler Lynx 17RBX